True story: I JUST quoted the "So what? Danny Thomas is one too" "That's LEBANESE, Blanche!" line yesterday.

I still can't watch anything with Oprah without thinking "You told Harpo to beat me!"

Also want to say — and it's kind of crazy that I feel the need to say it — her father's pretty amazing, too. There are a lot of men (not just in that part of the world) who would not be so supportive of their daughters.

She is amazing, but I am somewhat uncomfortable with the public idolization of her and what that might do to her. She is so young. I'm hoping it spurs her further as a advocate for women's rights, for education, and as a representative abroad for Muslims, and that in, taking on this heavy mantle, she'll continue feel…

Hey jennt mcarthy, I'm Ojibwe (but I don't follow you) I have something to say to you:

This is such a sad and tragic story, but while the two sisters are making the rounds of the talk show circuit, their niece is still in the care of social services. Someone needs to concern themselves with the care of this baby girl.

Am I officially an Old now? I recognize only 25% of the names here, and even so, I understand only 10% of what is happening.

1. Who the hell is Ariana Grande?

It really is and it makes me so sad because I love both Sara Michelle and Robin Williams. I'm just going to pretend this show never happened.

I was kinda apathetic toward this movie initially, but now I have to watch thanks to you!

Any dinosaur erotica that doesn't heavily feature Ian Malcolm is NOT the dinosaur erotica for me

I really hope no one else can see my search history after today.

Goddammit humanity, just when I thought you had reached your nadir.

I have always loved Laurie Metcalf. She was awesome in Roseanne, she was awesome in Uncle Buck.

ILAN WHILE A HUNK, WAS NOT HUNKIER THAN SAM. HE IS LIKE A CHEF VERSION OF BEARDED JOHN KRAZINSKI. PROOF:

I think Walt Jr. is absolutely brilliant as a portrait of your average white male middle-class youth. Sure, he's mildly disabled, but that's really just to prop up Walt as more of a family man. He's insecure, oblivious and has an extreme need for things to be harmonious and for everyone to get along.

I'm sorry, but we need to talk about Fucking Todd. (That's his official name)

Though I suspect he will not die as he is clearly a cyborg.

the world isn't ready for that threesome