Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.

(Just don’t add celery; celery is a crime against deli salads.)

Bless you, Dan. This was a ride!

I sorta liked it, but it made me want to scream. The chapters covered different points in time, and I had to work very hard to figure out what year we were in. If the author had simply put the year in the title of the chapter, would that have automatically excluded it from being “great art?” This what I find so…

you’re in good company! it was terrible and I can’t believe I read the whole thing.

Looking at a lineup of Alden Ehrenreich, Taron Egerton, and Ansel Elgort is like the world’s most difficult “Find 6 Differences”.

You sent me down a rabbit hole there, I loved her on DOOL! So she’s Robin Thicke’s mom?!?!??

You never forget your first lip balm. Your parents allowed it because it’s not lipstick, yet it’s tinted so it kinda is lipstick. It made me feel so grown up as a young pre-teen.

This is gonna sound SO dumb, but I was a “Days of Our Lives” fan, and one time in an interview, Gloria Loring (Liz) said that she always swiped her blush brush under/along her jawline for a special “glow.” I don’t even know why that has stuck with me, but on the rare occasions I wear blush, I still do it. My god, that…

Okay I've read this book, and I would not have opened the doors because the Langoliers will get you.

It’s the face of someone you see smoking outside a neighborhood dive bar at noon on a Tuesday

Oh my god, I guess they remade Adventures in Babysitting because I saw it was on cable recently and flipped over to it psyched, only to find some rando modern garbage and NO Elizabeth Shue. Unacceptable!

I have a friend who used to manage a Starbucks in LA and she said Paula used to call at least twice a week trying to order Chinese food, so...

Lollapalooza 1991 was great.

How is no one talking about the return of Sue?!?  Sure it was brief, but I gasped when I saw her.  I loved her character and missed her as the years went on.  It was awesome to see her and her deadpan delivery and continued disdain for everyone around her.  

BOBBY WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

y’all got any more of them dragonglass arrows?

Beans on the crypts of Winterfell NOT being the safest place as they are full of bodies waiting to be zombified. Undead Cat FTW- Lady Stoneheart RIDES AGAIN!