THE STUPID! IT'S BURNING MY BBBRAAAIIINN!

My favorite mocking of Ancient Aliens was in A History Channel Thanksgiving on South Park

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!

I don't get putting a cap made of pantyhose on your head being fashionable.

Well I'm all for men having long hair.

Have you all forgotten Sexy Layton?! The image should show up whenever Kinja decides it wants it to. In the meantime do a Google image search. '-_-

That is the most immature spiteful 2-year old having a tantrum response I've heard. Really, you think going, "I think I'm fair! I'M FFFAAAIIIRR! I'M FFFAAIIIRR!" isn't immature? I think you should stay away from the articles here, find a site like Disney that more closely matches your mental age.

Fair people don't attribute behavior to others they haven't taken.

I heard a horrific story about what can happen if you do that in real life.

You've proven yourself to be a very smug and manipulative brat who's all grown up.

You're attributing an action towards me I didn't take. Making up that people have conceded to something they didn't is petty and childish. Keep going, show everyone how much of a child you are.

"IT'S NOT TTTTWWWUUEEEEE! HE'S NOT A WOMAN! WWWAAAAHHHH!"

This is a person's reality about how they feel about themselves, and experience their gender. Religion is fairy tales passed down through generations. They are not the same thing, nor the same issue.

I watch cartoons often, so I've seen the Mixel ads. They're pretty funny, the gold one's voice cracks me up!

I came up with a joke with my dad. Instead of asking "Who cut the cheese?" when someone farts in Japan, they say "Who cut the Durian?"

It looks like that weird grub they were eating in The Emperor's New Groove.

I found the Vegan!

My mom and I were watching one of those DirecTV ads where they compare themselves to a competitor company to show how much better they are. So they were talking about someone having to call a company because the service went out AGAIN, and I started telling my mom "Oh you remember those days with Comcast?"…

Was it the 80's? You could get away wearing anything in the 80's.