No, I'm done with you man-child.

I prefer Hard Candy lip gloss, it has microglitter!

HA GOOGLE! That's what you get for all those years of fooling me with your fake scent technology on April Fools!

Not compared to this eagle!

I didn't realize simply knowing not to hit a child could be so complicated for people.

No one likes a proselytizer.

Don't bother, they're just another smug child defender of being un-PC.

Jonathan looks even sexier when he's not made up for TV!

Why are you threatening me? Do you have some problem with women who say no to rape? Or women who have been rape victims? Seems like you can't handle women not being subservient and helpless to men.

Can't they solve this with that fancy lab they have in Epcot's The Land?

"We've decided to be the better woman, and ignore that our app may have been used to stop people like rapists."

Yeah! I saw them in Chicago, they rock!

That horrifying snowsuit design!

Who needs free fudge when there's Sugarcube Corner?

Sad to say the mumu looks nicer than most clothing made for fat women these days.

[implying implyingness]

My mom and I think the old logo is better!

Talking doesn't fail if you do it correctly.