Why no Mashimaro?

"Some people are so full of shit they'd rather have two asses instead of one mouth."

The only Layton I care about.

I'm so excited for this!

If there's online interaction with other players, and this doesn't guilt trip you like Animal Crossing if you stop playing for awhile and start playing again, I might consider this. The thought of Donald Duck acting like Resetti the Mole if you mess with the time is a funny idea. I think this really would appeal to…

That sounds like furries.

No it's that miracle melon thing she keeps advertising on TV.

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers YYYYEEESSS!

Did you mean to say Burt's Bees?

I guess you were one of the popular girls in high school who bullied the other girls into having starvation eating disorders. Here's a tip, in the real world skinny bitches aren't adored. You have to try and be nice, you can't bully people into friendship the way you did in high school.

Shirley also was the inspiration for Darla Dimples.

This is why I don't do poetry, I'm afraid it'll end up like this.

I liked this Donald Duck cartoon called The Autograph Hound, where Donald tries to get Shirley Temple's autograph, and discovers he's seen as a celebrity by Shirley. It's just so cccuuutteee!

My guess it has thinner nylon at the front at eye level. Like these:

This is very true.

Anyone else disappointed he wasn't shoveling snow into the Cup O Noodles costume, for future defrosting and consumption purposes?

"So you're not interested in a serving of Irving?"

A weird thing with horses you say...

I own Skechers memory foam shoes, they are the most comfortable shoes. I wore them throughout Disney World and my feet were not making me feel like I was dying for the first time.

I thought, "Why is she harassing a man when she looks like a butch lesbian?"