As a fan of yaoi and slash fiction.

And some ladies, as in me.

I hope Joan Jett didn't die of laughter after reading the comparison.

I uh, signed the Kickstarter.

j/k

I'm mad at the Beastie Boys, a dead man matters more to them than inspiring living girls.

Well at least this gives me something other than New Yoshi's Island to look forward to.

This sounds like a set up for a vajayjay joke.

Vegans creating propaganda? You don't say?

I think Doug is Grumpy Bear's online alias.

I'm certain the other countries laugh at us for it.

They should make a spicy food, and name it after Rammstein.

Quorn chicken fingers are awesome, they should start selling them.

"Hey everyone! Look how edgy I am by saying I'd shut down a site that has helped thousands of people!"

I'm going to ask the National Eating Disorders Association what they think of this. Society has really gotten to a point they'll pay someone to bully them into Anorexia?

My head already exploded, I'm now picking up the pieces and trying to put them back on with super glue.

I've never heard of these before. Then again, I'm not someone who keeps on top of manicure trends.

In case you were wondering the company that makes it is Bonne Bell, here's their Facebook.

Loreal came out with some new ones that look really nice.

Hair bands and lip gloss.