TL;DR - Chew all the scenery. Without salt.

What were you expecting? Subtlety and discretion? A realistic acknowledgment that Microsoft hardware does not, in fact, have a megalithic presence in the world?

Just like the anime.

I can only give you one star, but you have earned it.

Is it bad that every time Marcy opens her mouth, I start launching into Krillin’s “Five Ancient Sages” monologue from Dragon Ball Abridged?

It’s kind of like the PC launch of Diablo III, only they actually managed to fix that problem.

Of course you need an airship, you silly man. Where else are you going to store the flying car?

One of the more recent Batman/Superman stories I enjoyed was “Public Enemies.” Towards the end of the first issue, Superman has been hit with a kryptonite bullet and Batman is trying to remove it, while the two of them are sitting in an open grave, and Metallo is running around looking for them. Probably the best…

Rule 34 exists, and you ask “is nothing sacred?”

All right, I’m just gonna throw it out here, and I’m hoping for a response more thoughtful and insightful than “because Japan.” Why this? Why would somebody think this was a good idea? Etched blades, I can understand. Carved handles, I can understand. But these knives just make no goddamned sense. These cannot…

Your boss is a terrible person who lives a trite existence and needs to be removed from the gene pool for the good of all humanity.

Nicely played, though I kind of pictured Scuzz shaking his head, drinking some cheap Scotch, and smoking a bowl because cocaine isn’t good for relieving stress.

Oh God, I think I just went cross-eyed.

Sorry. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.

These are the same guys who think “Tim & Eric” is worth putting on the air for more than one episode. What’d you expect, grace and consistency?

James Earl Jones has done some (not all) of his best stuff as a voice actor. James Spader seemed to do pretty well. Charles Dance can sound just as menacing doing voice work as he can on screen. Patrick Stewart has practically created a second career as a comedian doing voice work. Seriously, I can go on for days...

Still not as tangled up as Primer

I haven’t read the Shannara series (always one of those “to do” sort of books). But if somebody was wanting to adapt Terry Brooks’ stuff, the Landover series might have been a better idea. But you’d need a strong cast to make it work. There’s plenty of typical high fantasy elements along with some forays into the…

Kitten pics insufficient to contain searing rage. Break out the baby sloths.

Tell us how you really feel. Don’t self-censor. Just....let it all out.