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1, 6. The Trouble with Trillions

Or Jacksonville Jaguars fans.

I'm with Okulski (which, I admit, might eliminate the small shred of credibility I may have had) on the CRX winning this. Or, at least it should. Sure, all of them are molested beyond any hope, but find one with an acceptable level of modifications (no cut springs for example) and you have a car that will live…

Okay, the lean-over-the-hood thing will probably work fine, since you can lean over pretty much anything to get fucked in such a manner. Getting completely on the hood on all fours would put you pretty high off the ground for most cars, though. If you try it on an SUV, I hope you're wanting to be fucked by a guy on…

The trunk? Ballaban, they need air! You got to tie them to the roof rack!

I don't think anybody in Toronto listens to Doug Smith to begin with.

You know, Texas. The same state where car dealer-supported laws keep you from buying a Model S at a Tesla-owned store. Say it with me now: LOL.

So British Ley Land would just be every sadistic kid's creation in Roller Coaster Tycoon come to life. I'm okay with this.

You should just start linking to Snopes in every one of his posts.

Advice, I hear, you didn't take.

I wonder what he was thinking. He had a good pursuit angle to the puck, and even if he connects a clean hit there, he's just going to get an interference call. Regehr seems like a bonehead even before the results.

I have (and probably many other Torontonians) seen this car driving a lot downtown. Considering that he lives downtown, and the voting maps showed Ford had no chance of winning any ward in the downtown core, it's an empty threat!

Riccardo looks like a kid in a candy store in this. It's kind of awesome.

I heard Chelsea just got invited to Top Gear.

You're right.

This pretty much asserts that every BuzzFeed quiz out there is terrible.

Jiri Fischer, just to correct you. Although I'm not trying to be a jerk with that, but rather give something to look forward to; even though Jiri's career ended on the ice with that game, he's now coaching in the Czech Republic, and even got a gig as the coach of the Czech World Junior team.

"We were complicated before corporations wrote a 64-page document about us."
- Hipsters

Spyker's exposed shifter is a thing of beauty.

Colombia, not Columbia. There, I've done my civic duty as a Colombian.