Reminded me of this scene. Which, unfortunately, they cut off the first bit.

You know the last gen Corvette commercial, talking about how America still builds rockets with the ZR1? Yeah, they're going to have to re-do that commercial for this Z06, because it's apparent that America still builds ICBMs with this car.

If the Corvette was a band, this would be their Death Metal album.

Turns out, in exchange for letting Ferrari use GM's Magnetic Ride Control, GM got some engine tuning from Ferrari. It didn't work out well.

You know what? If it means that they allow me to see the engine easier, and the manufacturers get their NVH goals set, I'd be fine with your suggestion. It's better than the plastic covers that take an assload of effort to remove.

That seems far too modern. I would thought they were still on the telegraph line.

Most dogs seem to love cars anyways. Especially convertibles. Which is why Jalops and dogs are a perfect match!

Komondor are pretty awesome too. Especially how they can be great guard dogs, as well as friendly.

I can't wait until the X6M becomes really cheap due to inflation. If I have money, I'd buy one up, and convert it into an ultra-fast sand runner. Now thatwould be badass.

He also has a Puli.

+1.

Everything gets plowed within good time, and as long as it's too cold, the snow gives kids awesome things to do during recess. People like snow days off, but we don't overexaggerate how the snow affects us.

Nope, been in Ontario for most of my life.

Well, our pile-ups are generally caused by one or two idiots going faster than they need to go, or driving without proper tires. For the most part, we are prepared. We only truly get shut down when there are freak storms (such as 2010 [I believe] and this year's ice storm).

Skitty.

But I can't stand the 2014 Corolla because it somehow burrowed into my brain like a Ceti eel. I can't stop thinking about what the regular car buyer needs, or deserves, or what I'm doing as a car reviewer, or what I'm doing with my life. Every 2014 Corolla I see on the road is a reminder that I see the world…

Hey, don't hog! All of us Jalops need to get a turn too!

I smell a Photoshop competition coming on.

Hands down, a TVR Sagaris. She'll be beautiful, but she'll also be a bit intimidating to the eye—which is fair, she knows three forms of unarmed combat. Dinner and a movie? Fuck that, you guys are going base-jumping, bear-taming, Everest-climbing, whatever she can do to put herself in a situation where you'll feel…