No no no. You got the target audience wrong. This is for the business student in college that needs a reminder of what he's aiming for.

I'm sure there are ways to make a Companion Cube PC case out there. Valve should just team up with any good case maker for that.

"I need to avoid six points as much as possible. I know what I'll do! Rather than being a responsible driver, I'll do something illegal so they can't scan my plates, despite the fact that any observant person would notice those sevens are off!"

Guys, this isn't a one-off. This is just imported from Canada. It's the most popular selling family car.

I second that approval.

Guys, you're missing it. This is actually a tie in with Mass Effect. This game is an open world game that takes place on the planet of Horizon, and tells the story of a young race driver on the planet before he gets abducted by Collectors.

Jeep Wrangler: Call of Duty edition. Because 13 year olds that scream into their mics online can't afford cars.

I was going to be mad that the Mastodon video wasn't available in my country.

Basically one step closer to my car telling me ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Death Metal. Lots and lots of Death Metal, as well as Black Metal.

The interns are too young for breakfass scotch.

I'll probably get one-upped, to be honest.

Morning Shift: Choose your own adventure

25 years? Hah! Us Canadians don't have to wait that long. Five more years and we can get the Avantime.

That's why EDI tells you you're in the women's restroom. You just need to wait in the showers for twenty minutes before one of the crew comes in, and bam.

The Bible pressed RT all the time when the interrupt option came up.

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I'll take the engine and put it in a 997 Carrera.

I like this idea. Get the GT-R for pure speed, but get this for the elegance and luxury. If only Infiniti would do it.

I think you need a "FOREVER HOON" t-shirt. Personally.