Don't lie. You're watching that auction so you can snipe it.

Unfortunately, $kay is trolling, and there's more than one rod involved.

Well, Toyota has a car in the top two, which means the FT-86 and it's cousins will be fine to buy.

Scorpio has already been dreading this day, if he sees this post, he'll explode.

Porsche 911.

No, nobody thinks of the Mastodons. The Grammies snubbed them for Best Metal Album last night.

And then I'll whisk her into a Pontiac GTO, she might say something like, "I'd prefer if you owned a hybrid", and then I'd start hooning it. Her inner Aussie would come out and she'd take the wheel.

That's why I need to lure her over to our side. An Aussie blonde needs to be hooning!

I haven't abandoned her! I just hope to lure her into my manual cultism!

Yeah, it sure seems like it. It's similar to the flesh-coloured E-Type driving around town here.

A Toyota Camry.

Yeah, I'd definitely have the same mentality.

The other reason an Alfa Romeo is romantic is that it allows you to use the line, "Just because the engine is too hot, doesn't mean we can't heat it up in here" when you inevitably overheat.

If she didn't get you a second date because of the Caterham, she isn't worth it.

Methinks you could have just filled the list with all Alfas and still be right.

Little known fact, Ryan and I share a birthday.

I really wish they made the car chase into a cheap challenge. That would have been cool. The chase thing was underwhelming, agree with it being too scripted. But that first review was awesome. Seriously, not just because they were reviewing a normal car, but because when they get to an opinion piece, like Richard had…

The Alfa Romeo Montreal. You need something that is classy, elegant and slightly aggressive, but something that doesn't overpower you. And the Montreal will do that.

Formula One has now re-scheduled the Canadian Grand Prix to January.

Those aren't nice cars and aren't applicable to what I said. Although I theorize that is compensation for their small brains instead.