Likewise, I am also not into the biting thing and I had an ex who I swear would do it just to make me angry. Biting literally makes me see red. I'll let you do it once, tell you I hate it and then if you do it again I might actually fucking smack you. That's how much I hate it. But this was also a guy who said that I…

Right!? I have a steady hookup who I had previously always scheduled around my period, but last month it was unavoidable and I got it literally minutes before I left for his house. He was SO all about it and I SO wasn't. I don't mind messing around on day 3-4 of the period but day 1? That's really messy and he has…

Ugh. I actually brought a new bottle of lube to a guys house because his only flaw in the bedroom was not realizing when my vagina had had enough / needed some lubrication. And I left it there. On purpose. Because what was I gonna do? Bring it to someone elses house? Uhhhh no.

I never understood that clawing thing. Do a lot of girls do it?

He was hot though, right? Cause that's the only way I can even begin to rationalize those 6 months of my life.

Fucking EWWWWWW.

Yeah, I banged him too. For 6 months. Ugh.

Anyone who didn't eat my pussy. Fuck that.

Whoa, whoa whoa! WHAAAAAAT?

Yeah, exactly. I don't even dislike his writing. But I can't read it and believe a single word of it. When I read one of his essays I just pretend it's *supposed* to be fiction. Otherwise, I get a little ragey.

Oh man. Me too. Every time I read an article about him I just keep thinking, "Yeah, but I'd still fuck the daylights out of him."

Yeah, I'm with you. And isn't there some gigantic store in Vegas that sells nothing but Kardashian wares? Who shops there? It can't possibly be grown women, can it? It boggles the mind.

FUCK THAT.

My ex boyfriend and I are still friendly and when he met his wife he told me that she wouldn't let him go down on her. I was SHOCKED. I almost wanted to contact her and let her know what a mistake she was making, because dude gave some GOOD head.

I never went to prom, and I've never once been sad about it. Instead, me and my friends got drunk off Mad Dog 20/20 and made out with one another like it was our last day on earth. I can't imagine prom being more fun than that.

My understanding is that being a femi-nazi basically means you are someone who completely misunderstands what feminism is. Their understanding of feminism is basically just misandry. And, as we know, that is NOT what feminism is.

In my experience, a guy who isn't EXCITED to go down on you from pretty much day one is a waste of fucking time.

How is this a terrible ad? It's cute and it's not offensive. Am I missing something?

I don't think he's a sex addict. He's simply a man who is never satisfied with what he has for very long.

Yup. Literally just boned a guy 1.5 hours ago and made damn sure that I was going to his house for the date because...yeah...I wanted some. And no, I don't want anyone back at my place unless he's my boyfriend or very fucking close to it. Guys house every time. Cause unlike some dudes, I know when to get gone.