Orange juice. Vitamin water. Real Housewives. Bed. Cymbalta. Zyprexa. Jezebel.

" Pay less attention to the words and more attention to the body language."

What's astounding is that pretty much every comment on the post is extremely positive. Ladies are even commenting that it "got them wet".

She looked terrible. What was with that hair-do?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Farrah have a pretty incredible way of ALWAYS doing the absolute dumbest thing possible? Like leaving her baby unattended in a sink and then again on a bed? And yet again at the top of the stairs ? Or getting a dog that she realized she couldn't take care of 3 minutes later. And…

How is it even possible that MTV is winning?

So she's basically writing Lindsay Lohans memoirs. Only her name is not Lindsay Lohan. Good luck...I guess?

Sorry to hear :( But you know, sitting around and feeling shitty because some guy doesn't like you should NOT be an option. Especially when there are SO many other guys out there just waiting for you to go out with them! What do you have to lose? A night of your life? Do it! Good luck, girl!

I got royally dumped last Thursday by a person that I liked a LOT. I felt shit for this kid that I hadn't felt in close to 10 years. But instead of wallowing in my misery I took straight to OKCupid and went out with a new guy last night. I was kind of expecting to feel even worse after the date but he was actually…

Your friend is a fucking asshole who does not deserve you in her life. Anyone who is going to place that bogus ass "perfect wedding photo" bullshit above a friendship of 15 years is just...a gross and disgustingly superficial human being.

I put "average" on mine even though most people call me "little" or "tiny". I don't know...I'm 5'5 and I'm not underweight. So in my opinion I am average.

I'm going to get a lot of shit for this but...eh...whatever.

What does it even mean to "have it all"? Is it the family and the career? Because many women do have that. And I'm pretty sure Drew Barrymore has that. So what the fuck is everyone talking about? What is "all"?

The purse thing? I didn't read that as racism. She just got a very large sum of money and thought better than to leave it alone with someone she barely knew. And she felt shitty about it as soon as she thought it.

I have to wonder if we score so well here in Mass because of that dreaded "Romney Care" that we've got going on.

I will say: YES YES YES! WATCH IT!

I disagree about Peggy being cold when it comes to business. I actually can't recall her behaving like Don even once. Well...maybe that one time at the very end when she snubbed Ken Cosgrove. But other than that? No way. She was constantly cheerleading for Megan, who earned her position by marrying the boss. She went…

You have to remember that Peggy was a much different woman in season 1 than she is now going into season 6. It was sort of implied that she never got a whole lot of male attention before working at Sterling Cooper. She was never a "looker", or at least that is how Joan made it seem. She was just an old fashioned girl…

Something I've noticed is that in all of the photos and all of the weird stories about her lately, Amanda Bynes is by herself. Wandering alone, smoking weed in her car alone, taking selfies alone, hanging out in dressing rooms alone. Does she have nobody at all to hang out with? Nobody to say, "dude you really are…

Why not? Diamonds are actually worthless. In reality we SHOULD be entitled to get them for $47. If we all stopped paying so much for them then $47 would almost be on the high-end.