When it comes to dealing with the world’s assholes and atrocities, I live by the words of Mr. Fred Rogers.

Everything women do is called problematic by someone.

Women are often “crazy” until it turns out they’re “stupid.”

I wish an ugly cop would have pulled over the drunk dude who ended up plowing into the cab that my friend and her husband were in, killing her and the cab driver and maiming the husband for life.

You didn’t “burn” the cop by any stretch of the imagination, and you didn’t use it “perfectly” in context. He wasn’t making some insult to which you gave a witty comeback, you were just a drunk asshole he was stopping from killing anyone else.

1) Stolen from Winston Churchill

My sister might kill me for this, and it’s not a burn, but it’s such a great one-liner and you guys are the perfect audience and I HAVE TO SHARE.

I buy this, and I think I can see the roots of it here:

You guys probably won’t believe this but there was a time this guy was taken kind of halfway seriously as a journalist.

Thank you. Very aptly put. Both men AND women hate being put in a box and told what they like/want/need.

I’ve had one or two experiences with (former) friends who used PMS as an excuse to be total assholes...but really, it wasn’t the PMS, they were just assholes looking for what they thought was a socially acceptable excuse for bad behavior. So using PMS as an excuse has become a red flag to me for weeding out bad…

Her section on hormonal women is just bizarre to me. I’ve seen the trope of “women be crazy” for, gosh, my entire life? Yet I’m surrounded by women (personally, professionally, just walkin’ down the street) and NEVER have I noticed or suspected a woman acting irrationally strictly because of PMS. Has anyone?

My aunt “has” Morgellons. I “had” something similar in 2010. I was obsessed with ingrown hairs, to the point that I believed I had almost twice as much hair as I actually had, but it was ‘trapped’ under the skin of my scalp and therefore I had to free it with my fingernails. I waxed all the skin off my chin because I…

Please don't text your ex. Never text your ex.

From someone who has plenty of reasons to complain but usually doesn't (because see last bit of this sentence), I sincerely wish that you never get to experience why many people have exes worth bitching about - worse yet, exes so bad you don't bitch about them, because, wow, that was awful. The way I read this,…

That (reaction) was ... uncomfortable. I think some people would be freaking out about this clip if their gender roles were reversed.

People who misidentify the animals are the worst. It’s like, if you turn your head slightly to the right, there’s a sign that tells what the animal is. If you’re not fucking illiterate, you have no excuse. IT’S AN AFRICAN WILD DOG, NOT A HYENA. THEY’RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME GENUS

I imagine he’d be saying (in Latin or Arabic):

this is horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible.

For so long we have been fed the myth that C-sections are safer. And if you have one, my God you better have another in case of the dreaded uterine rupture. Anyone who has seen the movie Alien knows that only a crazy woman would attempt a VBAC.