Your pupils must have been the size of silver dollars.

That is the best thing I have seen on Youtube in a long time. Thank you.

That is tough, they used to measure it as a function of mediocrity over distance. How else could one explain the drafting of Darrius Heyward-Bey? I’m pretty sure that now they just make sure a draft prospect/free agent is faster to 40 than the sweet 1997 Dodge Caravan that Davis cruises around in.

That massive bucket of chicken legs will stop far more hearts than this V-6 with “V-8 like attributes”, although with these jokers it may be enough. This picture was almost certainly the most exciting thing they did all year.

Brilliant! I hope Jim gets and stays clean, but his father can burn in hell or Indy, which ever is worse. Now just imagine a Mark Davis edition (Raiders notorious tightwad spendthrift owner). Maybe not medical, but I still bet it would have a bowl and safety scissors for self haircuts.

I can see it now. Hulk comes to fire her in person and starts to hand her a cardboard box to pack her sh*t. She begins to reach out for it when *SIKE* Hogan takes the box and bashes it over her head, wrasslin’ style. Randy Savage then tag teams in from the Great Beyond, and starts whacking her with a giant Slim Jim…

It is like all the other good memes back when they were young and not run into the ground, with the added perk of illogically sparking extreme butt-hurt in many otherwise fine folks.

*cough* *cough* Alissa Walker *COUGH* *GAG* *VOMIT* *DEATH*

I love the car, but I REALLY love that paint color. Of course calling it silver is an oversimplification, but this is how you do a form of silver and make it halfway interesting. Damn purty, this ‘un.

It would look pretty appropriate on a Mustang.

Nicely said. I sincerely hope the Putin bots, quiet of late, follow Tyler over to his new home and emerge reenergized and trollicious.

That was probably the best, and my favorite, story I have read on ALL the internet. Sharing that story with others helped me turn at least a pair of my friends into regular Jalopnik/Foxtrot Alpha readers.

O-R-I-O-L-E-S

Never stop with the pictures. Never. Ever.

I’m no XJ fan boy, having merely ridden in one a couple times, but from looking at yours I can see the appeal. I love your color/wheel combo, it is like the classic 90's teal grew up and matured. I also feel like you used a good measure of restraint in your modding and preserved the intended look but nicely expanded…

BUCK FAMA!!! That said, nice Jeep :)

Just be glad those neighbors aren’t “Vandy fans”. I love our rivalry though it has been a stretch to call it a rivalry at any point in the last decade. Unlike the whole Bama-Auburn treemurderhatefest, at least we can still be friends. Good luck this season and look out, this might finally be the year! .... I hope and…

Boo Tide and their illogical elephant mascot. But you are right, college football is very much a part of the Alabama identity and culture.

Pretty color but it still looks too.....Pittsburgh. I would have to park it and switch it out during football season.

Looking at the Corvette CERV III is like looking at the forefather of today’s Daytona Prototypes.