We would just have 1000 Dr. Kriegers, I mean just imagine the bionics and the holograms and radioactive pigs the world could enjoy. Plus the sweet van art.

Harvesting their DNA....sounds so agricultural. Personally, I am more concerned with who the living genocidal maniacs are seeking to raise from the dead. Somewhere in a remote North Korean Glorious People’s Science Lab, lil’ Kim is kickin’ it with the reincarnations of Biggie and 2pac. And the living version of Dennis…

Your final thought there makes me grateful that Hitler was burnt to itty bitty pieces of charcoal. Actually, upon checking, he was more like a big lump of charcoal. Point stands, stem cell necromancy is scary.

How much does the AI in Assetto Corsa piss you off though? I consider AC one of my go to hot lap sims, and with another couple years of development and mods its star will shine even brighter. It’s just when it comes time to go wheel to wheel, I would personally rather face the AI in rFactor 2 or RaceRoom Racing…

rFactor 2 is another option.

That just made my day, thank you so much for that. I almost never rant & rave, but this aural felony goads me every time it comes on. Hearing Imus in the background while the song played was just so cathartic. Idiots making fun of idiots is a good thing that the world needs more of.

Disclaimer: I am one hell of a computer nerd, but not with smartphones, and Kinja + smartphone is damn near Einsteinien. I tried not to waste words, yet this will be long winded so please bear with me. Since I don’t know why the issues exist I’ll just share my experiences/half ass solutions. One thing to keep in mind,…

*Unsolicited rant incoming* I just saw this post and have to say I would rather light my unneeded car on fire than give it to those SOBs. That is the single worst jingle of all time. It sounds like a jingle that Uncles Jessie and Joey would have created on Full House, but once the adult starts “singing” it goes from…

Even with a well-functioning Note 4, responding on these pages still sucks. And the damn S pen doesn’t help a bit.

Had 400+ hours into it before upgrading to Windows 10. Now it won’t even start.

Great write up, this is the first description of Elite that really piques my interest. As you stated, the game is green, and I look forward to seeing how it evolves going forward. I enjoy complexity and depth, I just don’t have the time or patience to spend an hour simply getting off the ground (like Janes Longbow 2,…

This is very well stated and interesting to me. Hypothetical question, if the Axis had won before much of their countries were flattened, would Germany have been in a similar post-war position to the US? My understanding is that Hitler saw economics as a means to an end (war) and it seems that with that militaristic…

Seriously, where do they keep coming from? It is like an army of clones, or some account spamming hackers amusing themselves while perfecting their English. Views that I don’t share are fine, but pot-stirring BS is not fine and it feels like the situation has gotten worse over the last year or two.

This was a case of pwnage so complete and brutal that reading it felt like taking repeated body blows from Ali while dealing with the after effects of Taco Tuesday. Unfortunately, I don’t think the intended target got the same (or any) impact out of it. Whether a troll or an idiot, you can never truly win but thanks…

That last bit is brilliantly correct, they certainly have their “peculiarities”. I was mainly referring to legs and underarms, but your experience is duly noted. I haven’t been that far north, my German class spent a couple weeks wandering from Munich to Nuremberg and then down to Liechtenstein, Austria and then over…

Sometimes I have semi-lucid thoughts of stripping my truck down, to balance out the weight distro a little bit and enjoy the other benefits. With no kids, those back seats are basically just a padded shelf for my random crap anyway, so who needs ‘em? Then I remember that I still owe money on it and just start tossing…

That would be great, I would also like to see this done for the Ford F-series trucks.

I am familiar with this joke and I still started typing up a response defending the wonder of this gif image. Looks like my sarcasta-meter doesn’t work when I am supposed to be working.

Your scoutmaster drove a Scout? Lucky, mine drove an early Ford Windstar.

German women IN Germany? There was quite the rude awakening for 16-year-old me when I saw/drank/fraternized with them (gotta love Catholic school field trips), although times change and maybe it isn’t/wasn’t as widespread as I presumed.