I love how whenever a manufacturer wanted to make a component sound good, they would always seem to refer to it as “heavy duty”. The only thing more heavy duty than that Granada’s suspension and shocks was the artistic license of the marketing folks.

Really thought this was a cop here.

Amen to that, my couple of friends that I play with regularly just could not be persuaded to give Advanced Warfare a rest. Bless their hearts, but my hopes of GTA Online died when the game was found to be too difficult and complicated to just pick up (their thoughts, not mine). Lo and behold, I suggested Rocket League…

And lose blood.

Can’t read that article right now, but wouldn’t it seem likely that if we don’t ask permission then we would at least quietly tell the Philippines and Vietnam our intentions through back channels? Sort of like asking forgiveness instead of permission.

It is always amazing how small a world it is on Jalopnik, nice eyewitness report there. Also amazing is that someone can pay for lambo doors and an awful paint job, but won’t cough up a pittance to have a new hanger installed. I am sure that if questioned, the seller would claim it is part of a thrust vectoring system…

Does this tip seem to be dangling a bit lower than the other? I can’t tell if my eyes are deceiving me. Also “Stage 2 clutch for faster”, but better hope that he/she also upgraded the manifold for faster!

Do you mean a whole bit on his rocket snake, or his pocket snake?

I tend to agree that he pitted himself, but more importantly, your name and avatar please me greatly. 10/10 would launch f1 car into chopper again

This was hilarious, no other way to put it. Even my gf, with no interest in racing, was entranced and could not look away. Mr Rosberg and his antics may have made us late for dinner, but so worth it.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude.

On a side note, what is the deal with the hood (trunk?) of that car? The color & finish do not seem to match the rest of the car, and looks to be primarily held in place by a couple of fasteners. The way the fasteners bend and distort the shape makes me think that the light has been bent and distorted as well, fooling…

Sweet Jesus, I want to eat this paint. DELICIOUS. Maybe it isn’t too late to try the high quality paint chips I missed in childhood.

I need at least a braking line and both STM and rewinds on if I don’t want to get angry. I don’t have the time or desire to really learn the tracks, so no guidance on braking points and occasionally a turn or two will leave me looking like James May on track. ABS turned off adds just enough challenge and finesse to…

Perfect choice, a surprisingly great game and a screenshot that truly captures the doom and gloom of doing anything at the MVA. Did you succeed? I know checks can be written on literally anything, a bill of sale on a napkin seems reasonable. *APPROVED*

A match made in heaven, sometimes all too literally.

Yea like Too Many Burners said, there is way too much of an attention whore aspect to this. Just look at the pictures of the people posing while pulled over. Instafamous rebel bad boys.

When I was at OC for high school beach week, I was on a bus on my way to 85th Street for a party. A very poorly disguised “undercover” temp OCPD cop tried to get me to tell him “where the party at” by bribing me with a cold, congealed slice of pizza. While I was feeding him a falsehood like any other typical teenager,…

They are also randomly vicious, will destroy you with those hind legs, and are so tall you won’t be able to ride it through all the post apocalyptic fast food drive thrus (McPocalypse?). At least when the internet is reinvented you can rest assured of going viral with videos of you not clearing low bridges. How about…

They actually do, but to what level compared to ticketing the stanced and the furious, who knows. I am surrounded by brodozers and I see/am poisoned by them at least three or four a week, thus making me fantasize about slowly crushing them under the weight of an Abrams tank.