Getting in early with my standard H-D comment before the usual “hate Harley” crowd arrives wishing for the company to die.

Hm. Looks promising. Might have to re-up my Jalopnik Gold subscription.

Nor a single comment about how cute my dogs are. They’re cute goddamn it. 

Come on guys, you get a dog you are LEGALLY obligated to buy a Subaru

And here I thought it was just me.

No problem with your writing or the content - I like it.

$753,950 at 4.25% for 84 months is only $10,392 a month. The finance guy is gonna tell you that the third-party warranty, windshield warranty, tire warranty, and extra scotchguard seat protectant will only bump your payment up to $10,409 a month so you might as well agree to that. 

That is one well-modified Countryman. I would definitely check that out in a parking lot while my significant other rolls her eyes.

Damn, MSRP on the new one is $95,740 and it’s listed for $77,666? Sheesh!

2016 Cadillac CTS-VSport Premium, 25k miles, $33k https://www.carmax.com/car/18742655

But these people are still going to want to vacation. But now they are going to vacation where I vacation. Boooo. Put them back on their boats. 

You’re an ICU nurse? Today, the question isn’t what car you should buy, it’s what car we should buy for you.

Enthusiasts: Harley needs to change its image, it’s a dead brand.

Harley: Hey, here are some cool new designs we’re working on that are unlike anything we’ve ever built!

Enthusiasts: TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE! 

You see, Jalopnik did a site-wide audit, and your name came up as one that did not originally pay to be out of the greys . . .

My understanding is that if Tesla is the direct seller of the used vehicle (at any stage) they may strip all existing software features in the vehicle and then sell it at a lower cost (later to be upgraded by future owner). It’s completely fair for them to do that and allows the car to sell at a lower price and thus…

I can’t believe this took this long. Levatich is the Wayne Fontes of motorcycling. There is no cup of coffee this idiot couldn’t mess up. Apologists point to an industry decline, but he missed every hot trend in the industry, including those that played to their core strengths. How did they miss the retro trends?

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

How many eights can a C8 see, if a C8 could see eights?

Thanks! Here’s a video of it on Leno’s Garage:

I am seriously starting to believe that GM makes the Chevy pickups/SUV’S hideous so they can move more GMC’S. I’ll just take a Yukon, thanks.