Oooooh!  Sweet dreams tonight.

Congrats $kay!

Carnival Cruises also offers “midship amusement” in several forms. I’ll take this since there’s no risk of arrest or venereal disease.

These things have rear weight bias. Careful getting into a corner too hot, or you might turn the Beat around.

Somebody in Philadelphia has a problem with the color orange? I know a guy.

PSA: dashcams are remarkably inexpensive and relatively easy to install.

Was this the first bro truck?

I do kiss them both goodnight...

Pretty sure his spouse is a J-10 and his child is a postal Jeep.

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.

I call b.s.

If it doesn’t depreciate by 40% in the first three years, and replacement parts don’t cost three times the price of normal parts, then it’s not a luxury car.

Briefly drove a loaner car with a key when the car was in the shop for a cracked windshield, couldn’t believe how retarted it was.

If for no other reason than a key in my pocket is not one that will ever get locked in my car.

There is ALWAYS an excuse. “If this car was $10k cheaper!” “If it had option X or more power!” “It weighs too much!”

Your fancy solar power DOES come from a nuclear power plant.

In the spirit of this dumb joke, they should have made a luxury Avenger to take market share from people who want posh Nissans. Create an Avenger-Infiniti War.

I tried.

BBRRRRRTT  times TWO -

Nope. When you have a prescription for BRRRRRRRRRRRRT, there is not generic substitute.