I’m sold.

In the immortal words of George Carlin:

I’m not greedy. How about a small percentage of your contract? Or, we can pay by the hour. A few hundred an hour seems reasonable. Think of me like a lawyer, but more qualified and more important. You only need a lawyer when you do something wrong, but my services are helpful when you do something right as well.…

1. You have shitty friends

For a modest fee, I’ll be your snake oil salesperson!

Of course this might not have happened if Rodgers had a “health guru” who would make him“smoothies” have him follow a strict “alkaline” regimen like Tom Brady.

+1 drive by

The Aaron Rodgers Hit Was Legal, And That’s The Problem

By taking a knee they are disrespecting the game and all it stands for!

the entire Bosna Visoko team sat down

The Cubs had to wait 108 years to win a World Series and John Lackey is going to make damn well sure everybody else has to wait 108 years as well.

“Pretty smart of me to not involve myself, right? I’m a genius.”

The funniest sentence this morning on NFL.com:

Wouldn’t it be ironic if the NFL is required to produce it’s cell phones for text messages? #ReverseBallghazi

What are we placing the over/under at on how many racially disparaging remarks come out about Kaepernick?

His lawyers will ask for any and all communications, between different teams or within each teams staff. I would imagine that even if there is no collusion there will be a lot of very very embarrassing things they will find. The league will fight the release of the docs which will make them look worse

Just getting into court and forcing a response from the owners probably counts as a victory, it definitely can’t be good PR for the league. Plus who knows what turns up in discovery?

Snyder was so outraged that he ordered his staff to cover them up with a blanket or something.

Magary wrote a column last year speculating about whether or not things would be different if there were no helmets or padding, the basic idea being that you’d have to change the way you do things and protect yourself more if you didn’t have a helmet to turn yourself into a missile. I don’t know what the concussion…

At what point do you admit that letting someone whose brain was so injured he weeped uncontrollably for hours probably shouldn’t be doing things where he’s likely to injure his brain?