I saw that GIF and I automatically think:

Yeah, I always resented that ESPN gave .5 points per penalty minutes in their fantasy hockey leagues. I think Milan Lucic got 20 points against my team the night he speared, in a manly, brave, Boston Bruins way, Danny DeKeyser in the nuts from behind, and later told everyone that that didn’t happen, video evidence…

Can’t really say I disagree with anything you’re saying.

sitting at my desk (as the father of a teenage daughter who’s been actively involved in sports since she was 4 years old) thinking about all of ways i would torture these miserable excuses for human beings. this fucker needs to hang by his balls from the uneven bars. 

A lot of Packers fans had turned on the guy, even before Rodgers went down. They think only having one ring with Rodgers is a travesty.

They likely will have to wait an extra week. The Saints have a way of making first time QBs look amazing.

He still listens to commercials on Pandora

Can you just imagine the absurd cavalcade of strokes the Cheeseheads would have if they signed Kap? The angioplasty rate in Wisconsin would skyrocket. The defibrillators would be ringing like the goddamn Anvil Chorus.

I’m just imagining him holding court with the international press for a couple of weeks.

Love him way better than the last coach.

Strong on defense and courts. A lock for the playoffs.

Can he coach soccer too?

There’s a subtle thing here that’s especially lovely: Pop’s the US Men’s National coach for the rest of Trump’s term. And that fucking RULES.

ya got popped, son.

That batting analogy is solid... wish they used it more at checkpoints.

That’s way too long for Pitino.

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

The implication is staggering.

He knows we can hear him, right?

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.