It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

I didn’t realize there were sturgeon like this in North America. An ancient lineage, a magnificent animal, and probably a very old individual. So glad they released it.

everyone is against us now.

Seriously, we should only have to play one or the other.

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

I started my half-mile back in the 80's. Should be finished soon. I’ll let you know.

I began to wheeze just reading this article. That’s normal, right?

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For real. We trot out players that weren’t good enough four years ago and we act surprised when this happens. We let the MLS and USSF become conjoined like carnival freaks and it results in a team filled to the brink with players that just aren’t good enough.

I feel I ever run a full half mile I’ll let you know

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

This pussy. He should run himself out there sick, get tattooed and blamed for the loss, and possibly compromise his health. Like a man.

Triggered much?

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

If we can’t beat the 99th ranked team we don’t deserve to go anywhere but home; and maybe not even there!

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

Peterson has said that there are no hard feelings. In fact, the Saints extended an olive branch that he subsequently beat his child with.

Sure, he was told she was great.

The board of stewards did not find Mudaris put any Viagra in the horses’ food or drink. It was allegedly done by his employees.

DOODY!