I worked for a big company which was purchased by another big company. With layoffs imminent I found a new job, but they had no one who knew what I did or how to do it so the week beforehand I left they flew my on the company jet to their headquarters to train people. I dropped in “right meow we do...” and “meow I’m…

Yes, it’s a joke you don’t get

At least we’ve gotten to the point where it can be a story, and not something they could never let anyone know.

“and it’s obvious why Montreal got rid of him.”

“Tennis is full of lesbians... and they never invite me to their parties or return my calls”

“I would not bone a vampire. My wife would be livid.”

In their defense, the Liberty University meteorology department was predicting 40 days and 40 nights of rain

He can pay the 26k with Billy and the Boingers royalty checks

Oh I think Pence would be a shitshow, just compared to a greasy dumpster fire of a shitshow it would look not half as bad. I would have to hear about “he reestablished stability” instead of “he’s a raging bigoted asshole”

Hopefully not to quickly... pence will look sane compared to him and the bar is low as it is. Three years of a new normal and there won’t be enough outrage left to get a democrat back in the White House

No. Ottawa needs to win and go up 3-0 on Nashville and then blow it in OT of game 7. Think of those tears.

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I think was an incredible place to see a playoff game, the acoustics were so bad the crowd noise bounced back and forth and it was so damn loud. The lousy metal bleachers in the lower level made a thundering sound when stomped on. That place was alive.

If she’s killed wiener there would be no plausible reason to believe that she and Huma aren’t lesbian lovers who secretly murdered Rich, do I need to draw you a line??

But he wouldn’t because he was smart and took his job seriously and actually cared about the American people

But skeeters come out at night!

“It’s ok buddy!”

His friends could see that picture

If that’s the case maybe this is just a form of exercise

She should have been fired for dressing like that. Who goes to work like that?