She got fired for this and people here are outraged on her behalf.

Just in time. I really needed a new “SURPRISED” reaction gif.

On an adjacent note, I have no tolerance for this infinite scrolling bullshit.

I hate Ryan Reynolds for not divorcing and marrying Jake Gyllenhaal, because they’re clearly deeply, passionately, in love.

My Dad grew up in eastern Kentucky, about 80 miles up Highway 27 from Frozen Head. He ran all through high school, and even got a cross country scholarship to a school in North Carolina. Like most people from rural Kentucky, going to college 200 miles away was about 195 miles too far, so he dropped out, came back,…

(i have a secret crush on tim gunn)

Wait, didn’t they already know a bout the harassment? They must have heard about them already if they paid $13 million to the accusers. Or maybe they just write checks to anyone who asks for them, no questions asked.

The hysterical thing about those books was when Tarzan encountered humans as an adult (after he learns to speak French) he tells them his mother was Kala the ape & his father was a human nobody calls bullshit on it. They’re all like “hybrid ape man, seems legit”.

missa-missa-chickabeee

Or as I spelled it “lak a tee inna win” In the good times my ex and I used to talk to each other like Nell all the time after we saw the movie.

Jungle Book jokes aside, the age is deeply concerning.

i wish you worked in my office! i would’ve yelled back atcha da trees swayyyyy in da wiiiiind

I just yelled “chickapaaaaaaay” across the cubicle farm. Friday fun times.

“Let me begin by explaining that despite this obviously put-on accent and attitude, I am in fact the most genuine person you will meet.

That’s hilarious. I love Pee Wee but still haven’t watched the new movie.

Vergara is now happily married to who?

I have a personal policy of not actively crushing on people in what appear to be healthy relationships, whether they are IRL people or celebrity people. It feels disrespectful to me. But once they’re single again? My absurdly detailed and possibly unhealthy fantasy life is on!

Nosy as I am, I really want to know what happened here, since they seem to truly care about each other. I mean, it’s one thing to break up and say polite nothing about an ex out of respect/classiness, but it’s another to be so effusive in praise.

This all said, it has been nice being able to get back my Captain America…

If I ever feel badly about being single (not bloody likely), I’ll just read Dirt Bag.