‘Chloe’s Playlist’ on spotify has everything!

I used to work at an ice cream store that had a slide projector system for putting an image on top of the cake, so that dumbshit teenagers like me could just trace the design on there. It was great because the owner of the store had bought it in the late 1970s from a Carvel that went under, so the only available…

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

I always root for the bull.

I don’t know if I’ve seen a photographic subject so obviously not-at-home in his own skin. It’s like a palpable wave coming off this fucker. Also, does he rent someone else’s spine for pictures? Because he always looks like he’s trying that shit out for the first time in any given picture. Like just getting the hang…

Long story, but she tweeted about him being a dick, and he waited for her after class and said his “publicist had alerted him” to her tweet, that she was cyber-bullying him, and demanded she delete it. She graciously (ha) refused, then about five minutes later tweeted “Just made friends with Cole Sprouse. Great guy.”…

Or just how to cook up stuff with vegetables that actually tastes good. Having grown up in a household in which cooked vegetables inevitably came out of the oven in a Corningware casserole in a sad shade of overcooked green, it’s been a revelation to roast, steam and otherwise prep them in a way that makes me want to…

OH MY GOD Tyra is insane

I did my nails :)

This is the first time I’ve seen a SNS post go live and I’m going to waste my “first” post to share this stupid picture of how I’m storing my hats:

She got right down to business... came in with a plan, and was ready to execute!

This was a chance for this guy to be the best dad ever. Pick that kid up, put her on his lap, and continue the interview.

a lot to chew on here.

But dat baby sittin’ on chrome tho’

I hate this guy with the force of a thousand volcanoes, but this is legitimately sweet.

If that’s the case, can I interest you in this compilation?

Living a little further south (Charlottesville), I’ve always heard “Redneck Rivera” in reference to Myrtle Beach. And after being to both OBX and Myrtle Beach, I can confirm the Myrtle Beach is more of a redneck beach town. Unless you go north up to Corolla, then you start seeing all the rednecks with their 30ft tall…

Gabe Delahaye, formerly of one of my favorite sites Videogum, had this to say about the shitty Zach Braff movie, The Last Kiss, co-starred everyone’s favorite Oscar winning creep, Casey Affleck:

Apparently to bone or not to bone is Sophie’s Choice to these guys.

“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”