Two sentences into that rant and every pussy in a 5 mile radius was as dry as the Sahara desert.

I don’t think this post is helping your point.

If you do, add in ONLY at the end. You do NOT want to heat up the lox (not as bad as with trout or other smoked/cured fish). Just at the end and lox omelet (with a dollop of goat cheese) . . .

Face Off on Syfy (uggghh) has to be one of the best. It’s a move special effects/makeup show where first prize is $100K in cash, a car, $25K in material, and you get to immediately become well known in a tiny industry. The judges are giants in the field who have hired contestants to work on movies almost immediately.

You know, you just never hear about this kind of crap with atheists. Yeah, some atheists are assholes - but they don’t, as an organization, advocate BEATING CHILDREN.

actually the evidence based and accepted treatment for trans kids are GnRH blockers to delay puberty so that kids and their families have time to make a decision. outcomes (suicide, physical changes) are better for people who transition younger than those who transition older. puberty blockers allow people to make…

My daughter often talks to imaginary people when she’s on the toilet. Those conversations make more sense and are more coherent than this Trump nonsense.

The cat is Adam Driver. You are welcome.

Monogamy: I think it is hard to be monogamous if you have a lot of other options, or if you are the “better half” in a lopsided relationship. For example, I am a man born the same year as ScarJo. If I were married to her, I would probably find monogamy easy as pie. She, honestly, would probably find it harder to…

New slogan for Ivanka’s clothing line explains a lot:

Meanwhile Kellyanne is still showing her support for Ivanka’s fashion line..

Thanks! I suspected this when I overheard a 10-year-old using it in response to his friend mixing two flavours in his Slurpee at 7-Eleven.

He is not a gold digger because he’s staying at home raising their kid, who has a medical condition.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

Yeah I’m so sick of Charters. Charter schools are a fucking BS front to get religion into schools and an excuse to not fix the public education system everywhere. They are a drain on resource and keep kids from mingling with a broader range of society than just the super evangelical kids in Jesus Loves You School of…

In this usage, “president” also doesn’t need to be capped. Titles like that should only be capped when used with names, like “President Tiny Orange Hands,” but not in general terms such as “the president is a sentient skin lesion.”

She looks like the villainess from a video game set in 1880s America where the British won the Revolutionary War.