Lol, probably. I just get touchy when people act like fellow Southern Californians are “out of touch” when we grew up like this and its normal to us. It’s not our fault we have access to awesome food and set a lot of food trends.

Yes, I had arguments with people who thought “scientists will be doing this really soon” (they’re not) after the book came out and then again after the film. I’m trained as an evolutionary ecologist and my wife is a professor of molecular evolutionary genetics, yet people were CERTAIN we didn’t understand the…

As a local, fourth-generation L.A. girl myself, she’s eating what we consider normal food and that’s relatively cheap to get out here. Outside of the chilies, you find all that for pretty cheap at your local Trader Joes. And the chilies would be that little treat you’d get for yourself at your local specialty store…

So, a known kiddie fiddler was elected mayor.

I had hyperemesis gravidarum. Felt fine until Week 7, but from then until the end of my fourth month it felt like having a terrible stomach flu all day and night, EVERY day and night. The nausea only ever went away for about ten minutes after each time I threw up, and then it came roaring back. I had IV hydrations,…

I feel for her, because she is clearly not politically correct—which in this context is a compliment—but the downfall of telling the unvarnished truth is a lack of diplomacy. Diplomacy exists for the sole reason of getting disagreeable people to agree on things. Brand ambassadors are named that for a reason. And in…

I was thinking funky town...

We are the champions!

my grandma still douches and she’s 93. i only know cuz she makes me run to the store to go pick up her feminine hygiene products, denture creams, leggs pantyhose, condoms, and analgesics.

Frankly, I’d rather be married to/having an affair with Christoph Waltz than this DeHaan fellow.

Peter Beagle, author of The Last Unicorn, told this story in his obituary of Lee:

Though it night be a bit much to live with him.

And did they immediately shut the door behind them?

Maybe he knows his world is going to hell and wearing hats won’t matter. I’ve quit hats myself.

Orson Welles and Jeanne Moreau, 1965

Let’s string a bunch of these together and start our own country!

I may not have understood a lot of what I just read, but it sure entertained me while I read it. So, ten points to Gryffindor?

I do believe, according to the current White House Director of Communications; that fellow on the left is Steve Bannon!

10/10 would still fuck. I’m not sorry.