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“That same day, Ailes ordered that a wall be constructed immediately in his personal office to act as a barrier to entry.”

So...is it sacrilege to opine that Aretha Franklin comes off as an insufferable asshole most of the time? It’s the same issue I have with Mariah Carey: don’t undersell bitter, nasty, mean-spirited behavior by slapping it with the “diva” label.

Haha made me think of a scene from Parks & Rec where Leslie’s arch nemesis (played by Parker Posey) sees her and is all like “You look like you’ve been working really hard. You have a lot of fly-aways. Would you like to borrow a mirror, or a self-help book?”

Maybe the greatest pop singer ever, but Aretha was a mean old bitch way before she ever got old.

Knowing as much as I do about both, I’m 100% TEAM DIONNE.

why do we glorify this petty nonsense? This old rich ass women could be sitting naked on a private beach being fed fruit by a nice young man in a malo and instead is spending her remaining years with this bullshit? bitch please

The worst P&R season (by FAR) was the first.

Dear Lord,

It’s my birthday today and this is my obligatory Instagram post EVERY DAMN YEAR!!!

Good god, I need a cigarettte after watching that gif.

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I wasn’t really that into him until I found out he’s a dog lover. Then there’s this NSFW clip from Chatty Man:

I can’t find it, but there’s a tumblr post that goes “One day a good pitbull saved a fairy. The fairy granted the pitbull his wish to be a real man and that man’s name is Tom Hardy.” Running down moped riding thieves seems to confirm his origin story.

Something deeply pathetic about being 38 and throwing up in your bed four times and just going to sleep in your own puke.

Several of Kim’s friends tried (and failed) to spike her food and drinks with weed and alcohol.

Obligatory.

The best part about Patt’s tweet is that he still thinks he’s blue collar.

Did he miss Casey Affleck winning an Oscar for playing a blue collar American this year? At least he acknowledged that he was wrong, that’s more than I was expecting after expressing that opinion.

My family was not prepared for how loudly I laughed at that Cheadle tweet.