Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

Yeah I’m so sick of Charters. Charter schools are a fucking BS front to get religion into schools and an excuse to not fix the public education system everywhere. They are a drain on resource and keep kids from mingling with a broader range of society than just the super evangelical kids in Jesus Loves You School of…

In this usage, “president” also doesn’t need to be capped. Titles like that should only be capped when used with names, like “President Tiny Orange Hands,” but not in general terms such as “the president is a sentient skin lesion.”

The remix (sound on)

She looks like the villainess from a video game set in 1880s America where the British won the Revolutionary War.

Jaden’s a pretty boy.

I just started The Night Circus, which my mother gave me something like six years ago, and I’ve just gotten around to now. After half a day, I’m nearly half way through. It’s a mesmerizing read. Highly recommended if you like Victorian-set fiction, with a dusting of magic!

Here are the videos I mean, for those who missed them.

Go to 6:50. How do you bullshit with a high-speed camera?

Yeah, I don’t get the Blaine-hate. The guy is a master of his craft and one of the best card mechanics, ever.

I love the guy and think he’s wildly talented. But, I also love magic, so . . .

I’m not the person you asked, but I’m a singer and yes, I actually did have a comparable range when I was younger...and on antidepressants. I lost some of that range due to an entirely unrelated health problem years later, but I can’t figure out any way antidepressants would affect my ability to hit high and low…

Gabrielle, we already have the female James Bond: Emma Peel. Diana Rigg (the QUEEN), was Emma Peel on “The Avengers” from 1965 to 1968. She SHOULD have been our Feminist Icon. Actually, I am not sure why she is not, to this day.

I don’t understand this. I understand the weight gain, but I don’t understand how antidepressants affect your ability to sing. I take them, and I am a singer. I have noticed zero effect, and the doctor never mentioned it.

Would you accept my answer as “the usual amount?”

I’m currently vaping weed oil from my couch. My roommates and neighbors can’t smell it and I still get as high as I would if I was smoking joints or bongs.

Okay I have a conspiracy theory about Britney Spears and Sam Asghari

Matthew 6.

I dunno, the old Quick Quack Car Wash one where they put their own theme song over the security footage still makes me lol every time...