I love this so goddamn much. The girl is clearly an ANW superfan and I see that she is learning from the veteran ninjas. She is clearly studying their techniques when it comes to the obstacles. I mean one handed on the zip line? That girl is confident. She really is a superstar.

HEE i really only saw the tooth weirdness, and that led my idiot, parade-float brain to sail off into how I don’t “get” grills and don’t you just taste metal all the time and is it like biting aluminum foil? And do you have to have an impression made at the dentist because one time I almost threw up on my orthodontist…

By anyone’s standards Kim is squeaky clean. She doesn’t drinking or do drugs. Just works on her brand 24/7, party with her friends, play with her kids or travels with her husband.

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

Yeah this is sad and I sincerely hope the people who are hiring her at least try to make sure that while she is working on set, she’s actually treated like a kid in between takes and allowed to chill out. There’s so many parents like this though, guy I worked with had his kids doing sports 5 afternoons a week and then…

Never forget.

This is how you know he’s not a stage parent.

So she’s not saying she didn’t sleep with him.

Has anyone else noticed that Zayn is very attractive?

I try not to let it bother me that Liz Lemon & Leslie Knope would probably clock in at a sold three bills in reality.

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

A comments thread about KK’s butt was a weird place to find out about Edward Albee’s death, but I guess it’s as good of a place as any to get the sad news.

Maybe Taylor likes to put on a disguise and troll for hookers who look like Karlie Kloss and one night she lost control of her car, went through the rails of a bridge and crashed into a river. Taylor got out but date for the evening was stuck in the car but Taylor didn’t call 911 because she didn’t want people to find…

Oh, she was a hellion. I sneaked tequila in for her margaritas. She bitched about being surrounded by so many old people and heckled Bingo night when she was feeling particularly feisty.

Edit: She was also a bona fide Rosie the Riveter in WWII, building bombers while her husband was in the Pacific. She later told me…

What kind of world have we become that “Person Is Nice” becomes a headline? LOL/SMDH

I have this theory that’s kind of half-baked and it goes like this: SJP, while an attractive woman, is not a bombshell and doesn’t seem to really present herself for the male gaze. Her love of fashion (and Carrie Bradshaw’s love of fashion) seem to be about her gaze and her own pleasure. Societally, we really don’t…

I don’t normally pay this much attention to the Kardashians, but this other story about Kim caught my eye... she took a four-day vacation in Mexico and took 6000 selfies while there.

Some of these girls went really conservative on their breast implants.

“I undoubtedly watched this as a child and I now know why I believe my ideal weight to be what it is. (I am not at my ideal weight.)“

I undoubtedly watched this as a child and I now know why I believe my ideal weight to be what it is. (I am not at my ideal weight.)