OK Cupid changed my life. Not sure if I'd call it romantic, but my interests are niche enough that only a small percentage of people I meet in real life are compatible. I think a large number of the people who are like me ended up on OKC too, and the site enabled me to:

When my kid asks me where babies come from, I'm just going to say "When a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman puts her hand on her stomach. Then a stranger takes a picture and publishes it. That's how a woman gets pregnant."

That KID is frelling TERRIFYING! I think he was able to make the game shortly after Vanessa Ives expelled him from her psyche on Sunday's episode of Penny Dreadful.

Why are racists always so convinced that everyone is exactly like them? No Gary, we're not all hypocrites. Some of us really just don't have those words in our vocabulary.

If I could pick my perfect Ryan Gosling, his abs would be halfway between the two pictures, and so would his tan (not pale like in the swimming picture, not fake like in the "Crazy Stupid Love" picture.) But you know what, Ryan? You're handsome just the way you are, and you don't need to conform to my beauty…

Re: 2). ''Good in bed'' can make up for a plethora of sins and issues. It doesn't LAST, of course, but one can delude oneself for quite some time.

Edit: KINJA!!!! I clicked squarely in the middle of Julia's face.

To give them free back-rubs.

I have a prescription for sex toys: I have what's known as Congenital Genital Syndrome (CGS). Instead of being born like a barbie doll and engaging in normal stork-based reproduction, I was born with genitals and have to reproduce in a way that makes Jesus have a sadfase =(

So's Obama and it doesn't stop people from calling him a nigger.

I attended a snooty private school in the south when I was in the 7th grade. I was new and relentlessly bullied for a variety of shitty things and I was pretty miserable most of the time. Pretty early in the year, some piece of shit kid was making fun of me for being pale and scrawny (which I thought about later -…

I met a guy told me his hobby was ultra marathons, which are 100 mile plus races over 5 days. He was telling me about the races he'd done in the sahara and how he fell into an anaconda pit during a race in the amazon. I thought he was a pathological liar at first, so I googled him, cause if you do that shit, you must…

It doesn't matter how many times I read about 3D printers or how much people try to explain them to me, I'm still completely baffled by them.

Can you say "desperate for attention?"

[NOTE: I am not ripping on the many attorneys who read GT, who I know are NOT as I describe below. I am talking about my specific experiences as a female associate of color, working in a big law firm in the early to mid nineties, where all the partners, and practically all the associates were white males.]

I guess I read the actual content of the article in lieu of just blindly perusing "THE MOST OFFENSIVELY MISGUIDED DIVERSITY MEMO" for a good belly laugh. Per the author: "This corporate memo really nails the disconnect between human relations and corporate culture." Stupid me, I thought that was the point of the…

Christ, I need to just stop with the entire Jezebel situation. I don't have the energy to keep up with ALL the things I'm supposed to be enraged about. This is a non-story. This "memo" is buzzfeed fodder and undeserving of any further *highly intellectual* cultural dissection by another Jez writer who has nothing…

Any wagers on how long it took him to finish the hot fudge sundae that came in that helmet before he went up to bat?

DeposedDespot and I were fooling around one day and were going to have sex, so he reached into the drawer in the dresser where he keeps the lube. He came back and put some on my lady parts but it wasn't right and it started to hurt and then I was screaming at him "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SHOVE UP ME?"

See, that's the difference. I love seeing a dick attached to an attractive man in the context of a sexy story. But random dick pics are random. I'm not getting turned on by "DECONTEXTUALIZED SURPRISE DONG IN YOUR INBOX, BOOM!" (no shame to those who are)