Curious how someone religiously conservative enough insist on covering her upper arms would not choose to cover her upper breast during feeding in public. Not snarking. Genuinely curious

How is a Fiat a good bribe? Presumably it was one of the other brands they run, like a Ferrari.

Ooooooh, she's so pretty! (Sorry, I'm shallow sometimes*.)

*most of the time

Anyone who is inspired by Lena Horne is A-Okay with me. :)

Some stylist somewhere thought up a way to make dark roots look intentional, and it just blew up. I'm sorry but I just think "she's growing out overprocessed hair" when I see this.

I think it's clear that Kim Kardashian's butt is the actual gestation point for Kelly Clarkson's baby that she is having with Bruce Jenner who is now a woman and so he and Kelly can be married as lesbianistas. No one should be even talking about Juan Pablo. If you are? You're part of the problem. Also? You're fat.

Wouldn't it be great if all the bachelor contestants just quit one by one? I would watch that finale. Juan Pablo left hanging as the two last ladies join arms and stroll off into the night, without him.

Here's the thing I hate about this "debate:"

Szolkowy has a "longtime girlfriend" whom he plans to marry next summer.

I thought that too, until my thyroid started fluctuating so much that we changed my meds every 6 weeks over 7 months. Then I started acupuncture, and I've been at the same dosage for over a year. It's CRAZY.

Aw man, I remember that Jude Law. I know we all get older, but I feel like he went from "Hottest Guy on the Planet" to "Skeevy Drunk Uncle" status in like 10 years.

To be fair, I think any conversation with Daniel Craig might begin or end with "I love you" as just a knee jerk reaction.

I 100% thought that was Paul Giamatti.

I like her haircut, it looks really good on her.

I don't usually post here on Jezebel (I guess I'm just scared of angry woman hating me for having the nerve to be born a male), but this post was re-blogged on Kotaku today, so I started reading some of your stories. And damn, was that depressing. I'm so sorry any of you have had to deal with anything like what you…

Lupita Nyong'o needs to be on the next available Vogue and Vanity Fair covers.

Plot Twist: She's the serial killer

I think it's very challenging to wear that shade of yellow, and I'm not quite sure she's pulling it off. I'm also very fair, and in a dress that color I'd constantly be shooing away paramedics who assumed I was on the verge of sickly collapse.

Can we take a moment to discuss how Lupita was robbed of the award for best supporting actress?

Awesome

I've said this before, but I think she just has really, really terrible taste.