Isn't this hideously irresponsible, considering how few tigers and lions there are, to encourage this sort of thing?
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I dig Bradley Cooper. I'd like to go drink some beers with him and speak French with him (me badly, him fluently). I'd also like to finally figure out if he's really into dudes, which I think he is, and which I'm totally down with because if I can't have him I'd rather he be hooked up with a nice guy, maybe the…
Yeah, I think I must have a little bit of a soft spot, because there IS something really exciting about going to college and finally for the first time meeting other people who are as pumped about nerdiness and literature as you are and then you're smoking cloves and fucking reading Paradise Lost out loud to some boy…
And then he plagiarized his apology: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanzakarin/…
Maybe she just doesn't like her trachea?
Is Kelly Clarkson going to name her baby Renesmeé? Because that's what it sounds like is going on.
I remember reading "Flowers in the Attic" in high school and going "wtf?" Personally "Interview with the Vampire" was far more fun (although as a girl, I had to imagine myself as an 18th century dude. not easy, but I liked it better than being locked in an attic and playing house with my brother...but that's just…
I know, right? I was all set for a "hey, look at the intersection of gender performance and sex" and suddenly it's all "you've been lied to! monogamy is a sham!"
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An American in Paris. Of course.
He deserves a gold medal for his abs alone. Damn, he is gorgeous.
For a column that's supposed to be about people "whom you're not humping" there seems to be a lot of talk of humping going on here...
You guys, am I still a concern troll if I worry about her weight in a truly selfish way? That is to say, I worry about her weight affecting her health because I am projecting my own concern that my weight will eventually affect my own health?
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When my grandmother was a child (she was born in 1923), she dreamed of being a spy or possibly Errol Flynn. That is why she studied archery and fencing. She was an awesome lady and one of my favorite people ever.
She looks content. It's a good look for her. It probably was rough for her to become a parent, since she wasn't parented well as a child. She's probably one of those people who will be a phenomenal parent, but doubt herself every step of the way.
I basically want to pinch this guy's cheek and tell him that it'll be okay, and that he'll find someone lovely in her own way if he looks for her. I'm a little embarrassed for him, but I can't despise the poor chap. Not when there are dudes out there like Romeo Rose whose Dream Woman list is so grotesque it beggars…
Annie Bannana. Hands down.
I don't care who they cast so long as they rectify the ending, because my 11 year old self has never gotten over Laurie marrying fucking AMY of all people. I might have been able to cope with Jo turning Laurie down, but then he marries AMY? SHE BURNED JO'S BOOK, LAURIE. SOME THINGS ARE UNFORGIVABLE.
My friend says Henry Cavill's face just makes her sad because he'll never love her. Me, I'm not sure if I'm even sexually attracted to him. He's too beautiful. I think my libido is confused as to whether he's a viable human option for fantasy purposes. It would be like standing over Machu Picchu or a hearing a lion…