That is a shooting brake, not a wagon, given the lack of two rear doors.

I don’t know, he’s a pretty big guy. The people around him don’t look up to the task and a man of his size would probably do a lot of damage to a bus. Best to quietly hook a hitch to him and tow him to the nearest psychiatric ward.

Ah, Drifting: the figure skating of motorsports. Sure it takes skill, but what’s the point?

For context, try watching side by side with this Z06 doing Road Atlanta. The Corvette looks like it’s standing still.

I’m sorry, did you say something about some weird Italian coupé?

Oh Mazda....

Older F1 cars look better than new ones.

No, she won by about 10 inches. She was going 90 km/hr

I would have a lot more respect for lutz’s opinion had he not been responsible for running GM literally into the ground. For all intents and purposes (and legally) the original GM went out of buisness and the GM that exists now is actually a different company.

It’s pretty ironic to hear Lutz talk about Tesla potentially going bankrupt when he was one of the highest people on the totem pole at GM when they went bankrupt and were subsequently bailed out by the US government.

Sure. Drop it out of the back of a C-130 at 20k ft.

Remember Alderaan.

I grew up in the ‘50s during the worst part of Cold War I. We expected the Rooskies to nuke us at any minute; we had air raid drills in school, and every city had large public shelters. Many homeowners dug up their back yard and put in fallout shelters stocked with food and water, a shortwave radio and a geiger…

I’m totally prepared. I’ve got my old black leather clothes and a pair of sunglasses missing one lens. If I’ve learned anything about apocalypses is that there’s always one guy with only on lens in his sunglasses.

Judging by most people’s reactions, the first thing to do is to go on Twitter and say something to the affect “Holy Shit! Missiles are coming, this is crazzzzzzy!”

Old Soviet joke; What do you do in case of nuclear attack? Wrap yourself in a sheet and walk slowly to the cemetary. Why slowly? So as not to cause a panic.

Spoiler alert: you don’t.

Short sellers have been bashing TSLA for years, and they have been on losing side of that argument time after time. There have been plenty of them since well before the stock even hit $100 a share. They want bad publicity around the company, so they can stop getting burned on their bad investments.

Are you new around here?

I think you may have your ducks confused. Daffy had his bill shot by Elmer.