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-julianna marguiles

I heard that she also suggested to Archie Panjabi that she should meet Harvey Weinstein as he was a really nice guy.

I would pledge a portion of my monthly income to this person for the rest of my working life. A small portion, ‘cause I’m cheap, and I hope the rest of the country would help me support this heroic person.

Can more Twitter employees resign? Preferably one a day.

Trump can suck a butt. This unnamed ex-Twitter employee is a hero. He’s America’s version of that anonymous guy who stood in front of the tanks in Tiananmen Square.

Will he tape his left hand to the steering wheel while driving it?

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

Bring it on, Little Rocket Man!!

“They have to take even more time out of their day, bring the car to the shop and spend an ungodly amount of money getting something done they could just do themselves if they had a spare.”

Cars should have spare tires. Period.

with all due respect, kristen, its up to me to define which of my wheels are spare, not you or the nhtsa.

Remove those stickers and it quickly becomes a 143hp DX.

A big weight reduction would come from reducing the size of the pack to something just enough to do a few runs.

My dreams have come true! Someone finally made the two-tone, four door 2001 Pontiac Firebird sedan I’ve been waiting for all these years. And with a German nameplate to boot!

On the flip side - you can afford hundreds a night but balk at $5? *side eye*

It appears that here in Seattle, the eye protection from the sun will come in the form of “AM cloudiness giving way to PM sun.”

It’s times like this I miss living in Reno.

For those that don’t know it, I submit the “transcript” of their conversation.

If you’re going to use less than 140 characters and finish with Sad, you have to blame Obama, Hilary or Dems. Those are the rules now.