“...Amusing for a SHORT while” I see what you did there.

Mk3 MR2 is best NB Miata.

I jumpered my fuse box so mine did that too.. Yes, we win

Exhaust Leak? You mean “Florida Flowmaster”

You are correct. All RB blocks are cast iron.

Finding Dory?

Pussy doesn’t grab itself.

Arguably nothing is wrong, it’s just out of place. Trump is the commander in chief. He is the boss of the military and on his order this man was killed. Ivanka is his daughter. She is not FLOTUS, it’s arguable if FLOTUS should even be involved. She does not have a job with the whitehouse and has no affiliation with…

Do we know if she inherited a shame chromosome, because it would have to be matrilineal at the very least

What movie was on that night at the White House?

He couldn’t even be bothered to show up to the situation room.

I satellite scan the enemy base before calling in my Aurora bombers.

My daughter was considering following my footsteps and joining the Marines pre-election.

“Minimal intelligence.”

To be fair... I don’t just wear them out and about to show that I do driving. I only wear them when the reason I’m out IS to do driving.

True, but there are cars you can’t fit into. At 5'10", I can fit in everything. I am the perfect size.

After saying Choos and Blahniks are your flavor?

Just think about the logic. The original offender may not even realize their offense. The ironic transgressor knows they look like a vapid derp factory and they did it anyway.

I’ll just stick to my Heelys and strict avoidance of steep inclines then.

This is what you do.