The trick with the tattoo is to get a Kerry King demon-face on the back of your head. That way you can't look down at it and regret it.

Maybe a bit left-field, but how about a 2006 SAAB 9-3 turbo?

“Maybe a non holy grail ZJ”

It’s an anti-sleeper - it's a sports car, which to most people means it's a fast car. It just isn't fast.

Didn’t you know that George Soros uses his space laser for fun sometimes?

This comment deserves more stars.

Well whaddaya know...

Jason, on the subject of VW engine fidelity, I thought you might find this intriguing:

I believe that’s a Swedish-pattern pipe wrench:

There’s a current Lancer?

It’s easy to be magnanimous when you're winning...

A Crosstrek with a WRX drivetrain (and a Levorg with a manual) would be very welcome additions to Subaru’s line-up.

On that matter, don't Hyundai now own Boston Dynamics?

Copying the styling of the quattro is...

Yes Jason, it was “a reader”...

Connoisseur is always fun. Also oeuvre.

“With Max playing the easy role of the rabbit out front”

For the hybrid? A pancake motor in place of the flywheel, a la Vonnen’s “Shadow Drive” arrangement in the 911. Allows for a smaller ICE and a manual transmission. Locate the batteries below the (smaller) fuel tank and don’t add too many of them - it shouldn’t need a huge battery.

The T.50S is decidedly not road-legal. It’s this one: