It’s close...

It looks so blobby though...

‘Bottom’ would make some sense. Some. But for the life of me I can’t figure out what the equivalent to a bosom is on a car. I really don’t think there is one.

Bosom, Justin?

HONK!

The Auld Alliance, as it’s known. And it was actually in effect in the time of Wallace - John Balliol and Philip IV signed a mutual defence pact in 1295 and the Wars of Scottish Independence began in 1296.

No worries - I can see how you might interpret it that way.

The little spoiler helps a lot, yeah. The shape of the trunk is kinda odd without it.

I don’t think “well-cooked” is a synonym for “well-done” (aka “ruined”) in this case.

VW isn’t the best example to bring up here, given that they make the Touareg...

I’ll pay that. 

What I’d really like to see is something like the S402 Legacy front grille:

There are so many special edition ones. The S-Series cars, the RA models, and the 22B and the Prodrive cars (P1, RB5, WR1 and RB320) are the important ones in my mind.

This one did come wingless from the factory (I assume just so you could install your own huge rear wing without having to fill holes in the trunk lid).

Yeah, but this is about ugly cars I love.

It was really close to being attractive - if they had gone with a single opening instead of the weird pig nose it could have looked great. Charge Speed made a kit that did this, and I much prefer the look:

RR? Nobody will take that seriously. MORE R!

I’m sure that’s a misprint in the last word there...

And I like them nonetheless.

It’s between this and the 22B for me (the mechanic who does all the stuff I can’t do on my Soob has one, and it's awesome). The RA-R is almost certainly faster, it's actually even more rare, and it's sure as hell uglier. I love it.