Not a good look? For my taste, it's a thing of beauty.

^^ a thousand recommends

I don't know that the audience is shrinking given the success of "Midnight in Paris".

All this violence over the shitty Europa League? For shame!!

Last weekend with Reus and Ilkay both playing (what hopes!) it was a particularly heartbreaking result. I was reminded of how much Immobile isn't Lewandowski (even though he scored). And Weidenfeller had such a horrible day…

Yes. Which is why I've stopped watching domestic Bayern matches lately—they aren't interesting anymore. Their spanking of Roma yesterday was unexpected—but the 6-0 to Werder Bremen last Saturday wasn't. Come weekends I find myself following Dortmund's struggles instead because, shit, at least there's some suspense.

MLS won't allow fan-owned teams, will they? Fucking one-percenter mafia...

I really hope not. This Bayern policy of pillaging their domestic opponents only hurts the Bundesliga as a whole.

That goal was so amazing that Galatasaray fans also applauded. The thing is Reus also reminded us that he's human by missing 2 good chances and nearly scoring an own-goal in the 2nd half, ha ha. But yes he's awesome.

The FoxSoccer2go iOS app is UTTER CRAP. Truly worthless. I say it as a FoxSoccer2go subscriber— watch it on the computer or watch a frozen frame.

You guys saw Simeone kick the ball back onto the pitch just a little while ago? His apology to the ref was hilarious. Atlético Madrid vs. Juventus is at halftime. Don't miss the rest of it.

Woman is polluted.

Finally, FFS. (And yes, I just found out).

Yo, since you like weird news, you should write about how Bayern Munich & CSKA Moscow played in an empty stadium today.

Normally I abhor spam but I think it fits just right with the infomercial.

Normally I abhor spam but I think it fits just right with the infomercial.

Billy, sometimes you make me roll my eyes like an epileptic.

I tuned in just in time to catch the goal. How is that for perfect luck. Mourinho's face was priceless.

Why would you further publicize this fucktard? Honest question.

(and if you have a better translation, leave a comment below)

Those "la concha de tu madre" screams sound 100% Argentinian, but there are over 40 million Argentinians so it could be anyone in those splotches.