That's hilarious and all, but I'll only have satisfaction when someone finds the song that explains why Real Madrid sold DiMaria.

Attacking largely disappeared from Argentina throughout the World Cup. Remember them starting with 5 defenders? And Higuaín and Agüero were in another fucking planet during most games. Messi saved them *every time*. And yes, DiMaria was fantastic attacking against Germany's bench last Tuesday but come on.

"Me chupa un huevo" doesn't mean "I suck an egg", googletranslator. It literally means "it sucks one of my balls" which in his slang context means, "I don't give a shit" (he doesn't give a shit about speaking his mind because he'll never coach the national team.) Ayayay!

I can't answer right now to all the good points you've made but I'll just say that while Pep has a kind of monomania for hiring Spaniards, he doesn't appreciate Javi Martínez as a midfielder— which is a goddamn shame. Doesn't matter anyway while he's injured, but still… Let's see what happens tomorrow next weekend…

Judging by last week's game vs. Schalke, Pep's 3-4-3 is a return to a more standard formation— Lahm as midfielder but shuttling up and down his usual right channel (he used to play right back, not left, under Heynckes), Alaba running up and down the left as usual, and Xabi Alonso did an amazing job as a kind of…

In the end, Guardiola came pretty damn close to defending Heynckes' treble, falling in the Champions League semifinal but winning the league and cup double.

Gomez is in the squad that will play today vs. Argentina. Exciting day!

Does anyone know where to catch a recording of this? Gracias—in advance.

Nice write-up! I'll be sure to re-read. Thanks. The election story—wow!

Anything is better than nothing,

Bhaaa haaa haaa. You need to buy some mercy pads for that hurt butt.

Bhaaa haaa haaa. You need to buy some mercy pads for that hurt butt.

The benefit of a standing desk is engaging your muscles into keeping a good posture, which keeps your metabolism up. Something like a Tai Chi or Pilates stance is great for standing work. Seems to me this cushioned stuff provides "antifatigue" by enabling a lazy stance and neutralizing the intended benefits. But if…

The benefit of a standing desk is engaging your muscles into keeping a good posture, which keeps your metabolism up.…

I have ADHD and I use a 20/10 Pomodoro cycle when I'm working on boring tasks (yes, I need that much break).

Because correlation = causation

Manual gears.

Or My Dinner With Andre

is sure to alienate a lot of ADD-ravaged Americans who can't stomach watching only three scenes for the entire duration of a movie

but things started to go downhill

Seriously doubt Wenger gives a fuck about this shit.

Ha ha ha ha. Strategically placed t-shirt, shoes, shoeboxes, underwear and shopping bags: check. Must be a big check, too. Nice commercial but a bit over the top with the logos.