After a few hours dumbass, it’s precisely because of people like you we should not be advocating for routine tourniquet use.

source - I’m a fucking surgeon

You’re complicating this. This is nice, but it’s much much simpler.

1. Buy model / toy cars
2. Remove from packaging
3. Display them on your desk or shelf, or move them around on your desk while you’re on the phone
4. Make car noises
5. Offer zero fucks.

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