Yeah! Bejeweled tasers! Bawhahaha! :wrings hands in delight!:

You are hereby promoted to my cabinet. Just shoot the paps to injure. Not kill. We are a benevolent government. ;-)

Since this pic of John Wayne Gacy with Rosalind Carter, I decided when I become Czarina, there will be no photo-oops.

Also, if you get her declawed and she gets outside somehow, she has lost her ONLY form of defense. That's not cool.

Gotcha! Thanks. I almost died when doc asked if I had been a ballerina. I'm 5'10" and have shoulders like a linebacker. A car crash would have been much more likely, lol.

Just out of curiosity, I have NEVER danced, but I have severe neuropathies in both peroneal nerves and my neuro says you usually only see it in pro ballet dancers or people who had trauma (like in car crashes) that hit them in the knees. WTH do you do in ballet that traumatizes that nerve so much?

I can't read this and Urbanbaby also. My head just exploded.

It's funny because Archie Bunker was supposed to the the height of a conservative clown, and with some of the conservative views today, he would be seen as middle of the road these days. Maude was cast to be his foil, IIRC. OMG, Maude was hated by so many. Obviously she had entertainment value, but she was certainly…

She started out her character on All in The Family, then spun off to "Maude". I was a teen then and I remember the pure hatred and scorn from most every man and woman I ever knew because she was a Democrat, she had an abortion and was generally like most women of today in terms of sexuality. People were extremely…

If I were an 'amster.

Oh darn. I thought this would be a movie about The Great Gatsby and corpraphilia, incest, necrophilia, rape of great-grandmothers, etc., but I see it's not a mash of Gatsby and The Aristocrats. How disappointing.

Frankly, I couldn't figure out why she would have a mastectomy and NOT remove her ovaries. Great decision!

Make sure you don't have scoliosis too (and it's quite common). My daughter was a long time sloucher and even though she had been screened in school and had regular pediatrician visits, it wasn't until she had x-rays for an entirely different reason, to see she has scoliosis pretty bad.

I can *almost* understand if a group of people in the general public figured someone else would "handle it", but it's just you and a screaming woman trying to escape the house next to you? I don't get it.

Who would NOT do something about a woman screaming for help next door? I mean the obvious psychopaths, but I don't know a soul who wouldn't go in to help.

Consider your life made. This guy is hysterical!

I didn't go to the prom in 1974. Instead, a group of us went to the drive-in movies, watched something like "Caged Heat" and "Reefer Madness", drank mushroom tea and had a great time. I bet I remember how much REAL fun we had compared to what my schoolmates did. Prom was just too corny for a lot of students in the…

That's what we did, and we're married 37-ish years.

Where the heck is anyone getting 'Ludes now?

I have to take an anxiolytic (Xanax). I hate to fly, go on bridges, or in caves. It's because I know I HAVE to finish it, and there's no turning back.

Why do you have to get your clothes out the minute they're dry? Even if I wait an hour or so, they're still warm and wrinkle free. Just curious if I'm missing some needed dryer cycle ritual. ;)