Why is everyone involved with the NBA so petty?  I know most of the fans eat this shit up but it’s absurd.

Nah

First, it’s a warning. Next is a wagging piece of red string. Then a finger of shame. Then a Twitter rebuke. Finally, a call to the offender’s mom.

They’re just pissed that Schilling and not their AAA affiliate in Pawtucket got to bankrupt the state of Rhode Island.

I mean, he was as of 4/28/16.

How am I supposed to chip with that going on? 

Counterpoint: most people are gross and out of shape, have zero skills, and should only have sex in the dark with the blinds drawn.

Settle down, Henry Miller. I’d rather not have to deal with people banging at the next table over at Starbucks. There have to be limits.

I didn’t know ZMF was still around, the dear child. 

It’s a positive review.

A message from Mr. Motherfucker:

Am I crazy? Hasn’t Doctor Strange been on Netflix for a while now?

Me too, only left.

I can’t be the only person who thinks that stupid, right?

You know how hard it is to convey meter in Kinja, Teach?

What do you do with a drunken Raider
What do you do with a drunken Raider
What do you do with a drunken Raider
Tanking for some draft picks

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Eh, I'm kind of going to hate on Embiid.

I know it's hard and such but uhhhh why do high level refs/umps suck so badly.