You didn't check her Twitter account for her tweets...(It's ok, neither did I)

Dorsey mentioned in an interview about interviewing a woman for the job, this is just him covering his ass when more questions came. It's all for show, I highly doubt they'd even consider hiring her.

It’s SEC tradition to play a shitty FCS school the second to last week of the season before their rivalry games. It's super lame and shitty.

It’s a fucking reverse pass, the play has been around forever.

And on top of that there was a ridiculous nonfumble call that would have led to a Browns TD

Weezer is emo??

I’m sorry, Tyrod got a raw deal in Buffalo but Baker clearly outplayed him. Tyrod looks timid out there, he’s waiting for guys to get wide open. Baker wasn’t afraid to throw into small windows. It's a small sample size but it was night and day.

It’s an opossum you ignorant placental mammal!

YEEESSSS! THE PIRATE CAPTAIN IS THE BEST!!!!! I’m very happy I grew up with Lego sets that weren’t all tied into movies. Pirates, knights, and space were my jam!

The same thing happened a couple of years ago at Ohio State. Urban Meyer didn't pick a starter between JT Barrett and Cardale Jones until right before kickoff. It didn't work well for either QB and derailed the season (relatively speaking). 

Sunshine

Caddyshack

We'll swallow your soul!

Greg Oden is playing in this tournament! And he's playing Jimmer next round! Neat-o!

Those Cavs teams were perfectly fine and capable of beating the Spurs and Thunder, only this past one was truly doomed.

I wish Draymond played on just about any other team in the league just to show how mediocre of a player he truly is.

One shot in a million, that’s a tiny target to hit.

It’s a toad you ignorant swine!

In this series yes, but not typically

Don’t let Shaq and Chuck drag down Ernie!