Things that are not as soft as that technical:

I’m not a Kings fan, or even much of a basketball one, and that game STILL pisses me off.

With the Cavs, he would usually take the technical free throws too, even when Kyle Korver, a 90% free throw shooter, was on the floor.

“Steroids are a reality in every professional sport”

But you have to go all the way to the 6th round if you want a Good Boy...

Who the fuck are you to tell her who she is and isn’t allowed to let masturbate in front of her?

If she doesn’t care, why should you? Two situations are not the same. One was consensual. The other was not.

“We’re here for the gangbang”

So then you are comically naive then... Good to know.

Ok. So I guess the answer is no, you aren’t. I’m always shocked when people think that the NBA’s active disinterest in catching steriod users is an indication that the sport is clean.

he looks like every actor ever cast to yell random things in an Adam Sandler movie

He looks like Mark Cuban’s deadbeat brother who works at Arby’s and posts Roommate Wanted ads on craigslist; while using the money his brother sends him to keep up to date on his several porn paysite subscriptions.

LOL!!!!!!! Oh man, this is fucking hilarious. You can’t seriously be that naive can you?

Gruden will botch the pick, but this seems like he got the better end of the deal. Cooper is a monstrously inconsistent WR with a history of butter fingers attached to stone hands. He can show up one week and get 130 yards or catch one for five yards.

Hey, all pro sports have their share of wife beaters and roid users, Mario Lopez.

“The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do that! To me, that’s beautiful.”

your mom’s inactive

Lol you think that this team is going to the super bowl with kaepernick? You're out of your mind. 

Don’t underestimate the stupidity of Trump voters.

Jax is a town that would absolutely lose its mind if Kaep came here. There are 2 Navy bases here, and the military makes up a huge percentage of the populace. It’s also the deep South (more southern Georgia than Florida), so the God/Guns/Flag crew are very strong here. Note I’m all for Kaep and his mission, but this…