ratbandit
ratbandit
ratbandit

This is such a stupid take. I didn’t break it down by precinct to see how Paradise residents specifically voted, but countywide in Butte County 46.5 percent of voters went for Trump in 2016 and 42.9 percent for Clinton. But sure, revel in people’s misery and despair because 3.6 percent more of them voted for Trump.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I’m going odds are that Gruden got Mayock to agree to not suspend AB with the basis that he would be fined enough to get his attention. Mayock wanting to get rid of him included that part about voiding the guarantees knowing it would get him what he wanted, which was out of the contact and AB gone. We’ll see how much

Convert This!

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

As a regular reader of Jalopnik, I found his post about an op-ed on The Wall Street Journal to be interesting, and your comment about his post about the op-ed to be idiotic.

Yeah! All that thinking makes my brain tired!

Hey, I’d dress like that every day if my car had a goddamn V30 engine!

sir, this is a Wendy’s

Are Mets fans actually annoying? The ones I know never, ever talk about the fact that they’re Mets fans because they don’t want to be reminded about how horrible their team is.

Stay off car sites on race days, Professor Butt-Fuck.

Dude, fuck off. Just fuck off.

Maybe don’t go to racing focused websites. It’s not like you’re on Jalopnik and they spoiled an NFL game. This isn’t a hard concept. This happens every single race weekend. 

“It is great to use both the ‘Trusted Traveler’ programs and the Mobile Passport app so you can choose the shortest line and breeze through Customs on your preferred program. Your results may vary depending on the airport and the time of day.”)