Yes, Earth’s supply of lava isn’t coming out of a single drilled hole. Like common volcanoes, the lava below the drilled hole will erupt. The eruption will stop once the pressure is stabilized.

Volcanoes are Earth’s natural ventilation system to keep the pressure stable. Drilling into a high pressure zone filled with red hot lava? Maybe.

Eh, it’s all good. I’ll just give my twin boys my film gear. If I sell my film gear, I will have to do something about my darkroom. I’m merely replacing my film camera with a digital one. It will be compatible with everything else (Pocketwizards, studio lights, and the like). I may need to upgrade the RAM in my…

If you don’t see colors, you see black and white. You’re still a racist.

Your GIF is cut in half.

It’s the digital age. That’s why. Darkroom film and print processing chemicals and darkroom printing paper are fading into obscurity. My local camera dealer no longer carries them. On top of all this, the manufacturer of my film scanner no longer supports it, so it’s having compatibility issues. A lot of graphic…

I never thought I would say this, but... I have to give up film and go digital. I have to look into buying a digital medium format camera. Blah.

I thought GTbyCitroen, like most concept cars, didn’t have an engine.

Google’s done a lot of weird shit lately. I remember when Google was just a search engine...

I present to you, the modern day loaner.

A brand new car for $7,500? Uh... yeah, no thanks.

At least it’s not affecting his awesomeness.

I think he picked it. I noticed his suit choice suddenly changed after he broke up with his girlfriend a couple of years ago.

And a pretty lady.

Pretty sure this is why.

Thanks! (orders a matching pair of bow ties for my twin boys for Christmas)

I said impossible because I have paranoid neighbors. They call the police the instant they spot an unfamiliar face on a property when the homeowner is away. If my house alarm goes off, the burglar will be met with angry neighbors.

I can never get tired of his cute bow ties.