The more I learn about languages from the past, the more I miss the past. 😞 I went to middle and high school during the 90’s. I used all kinds of awesome slangs that made zero sense to modern day kids. My twin boys are the only ones at their school who use 90’s slangs.

Follow me then. I post Cyanide and Hapiness comics all the time. 😏

Never heard of that one. My dad was pretty well-liked among theother students and staff.

I doubt it.

They take X-rays of the tire to check for damage. I think that’s what jacks up the price.

Hmm, how does it work? I think I’ll ask the vet about waterless shampoo at the next checkup, thanks.

Jaguar E-Type’s protruding exhausts. The design ruined the car. At least to me.

I have a 19-year-old PlayStation 1 that works perfectly. So, uh, what category does it fall under?

$5,000 for a foldable third row is justifiable, actually. Keep in mind, foldable extra car seats aren’t considered safe. NHTSA is being a dick about their legality. Mercedes-Benz put a huge amount of research and development that went into making it safe and legal.

Also, if you soak your meat in lemon juice, it may have a chemical reaction to the hot metal probe. The color, texture, and flavor will change. Sometimes it will make the meat more bitter. Fuck leave-in thermometers.

Also, if you soak your meat in lemon juice, it may have a chemical reaction to the hot metal probe. The color,…

Ford Pinto, because...

No BMW R7?

Pretty sure someone at Utah DOT is a hardcore Cyanide and Happiness reader.

Nevertheless, it’s a great all-around car. I am a family of four, so no need for extra seats. Rear-facing third row brings back great memories though.

My second choicewould be this one: Franco Sbarro motorcycle with orbital wheels. It was debuted in 1989.

BMW R7 from the 1930’s. The R7 was too expensive to manufacture, so BMW buried it alive. Nobody outside of BMW knew it existed.

I wish my E63 S wagon came with a rear-facing third row. 😞

Uh... I think my soul just died.

Why not throw a 1,000hp twin turbocharged land rocket in a commercial for a car with a puny 150hp engine?

When you get a repair bill for your Ferrari and you can’t afford it.