This is the insect that I hate the most. I’m a grown man and I feel VULNERABLE around them.

Tupolev Tu-95 is the loudest and fastest propeller driven plane in the world. Its propellers break the sound barrier as they turn. Tu-95 has contra-rotation propellers that allow two sets of propeller blades to rotate simultaneously when enabled.

I have a 19-year-old PlayStation 1 that works perfectly. So, uh, what category does it fall under?

I’m no aviation expert. My best guess is that the front propellers have to shift into the same gear as the back ones.

Yeah, and look at what happened to me.

Oh, I don’t know, but you can always rent a tree grinder.

Yeah, I wish I had one when I did my math homework back in the 80’s.

Here is an awesome video for reference.

Meh. This is pure nightmare fuel. This machine can devour an entire tree within seconds.

If the computer and MacKnifer is in the kitchen, the grease and moisture in the air don’t help either.

Reminds me of him.

There used to be Hackintosh.

So you can effectively and effortlessly stab your stupid computer in frustration.

“Ennui Associates has announced MacKnifer, a hardware attachment that mounts on the side of your Macintosh and sharpens knives, scissors, lawn-mower blades—anything in your home that needs sharpening. With MacKnifer’s patented double-action grinding wheel, you can easily sharpen any utensil in less time than it takes…

😕 I’ll see myself out. Good night.

Yeah, but we don’t have to worry about that for a while because they’re turning eight this weekend.

I don’t see a problem with adults living with their parents. At least in my area because the rent is in the $2,000 range. If my twin boys want to stay with me and my fiancé when they get older, it won’t be a problem because we love them.

** Six, if you count Alien vs. Predator and its sequels that nobody cares about.