When I was 10 or 11, I woke up my parents and said, “Mom and dad... I’m gay. Would you like your coffee?”

I’m waiting for someone to build a mirrored version of the track. Do it reverse.

Any supercar. People will slow down and clog the traffic to snap pictures and vertical videos of your car. You want your privacy? Ha!

Cosby hasn’t been convicted. Why is everyone jumping the gun?

How about making this debate into a charity bid-off where beautiful women and men are allowed to buy the men for a night of whatever?

I’m sure the person requiring medical attention died during this 12-minute journey.

Meh. No movie can top Goodnight Mommy. Imagine two pairs of big, glassy eyes silently staring at you. One of them is dead.

And erase every joule of momentum in zero seconds! It will fuck up your car, shave the crust off of the planet, and propel the planet into the sun.

The keys to the custom car were still in Leitner’s pocket, meaning that once the criminals turned it off, they couldn’t start it again.

For a minute there, I thought they were racing on pogo sticks. I survived the 90’s, gimme a break.

Messerschmitt Me163, a tiny rocket-powered plane.

I’m not a woman, but holy shit, Merrell makes the best running shoes for men and women. Lots of options, great quality, good support, light, comfortable, and easy to clean. The only disadvantage is cost. It costs $150-175 for a pair, but unlike overpriced shit from Nike and Reebok, they last a good while.

I’m not a woman, but holy shit, Merrell makes the best running shoes for men and women. Lots of options, great…

Hephaestus, god of blacksmith. He can make my car run on magic. No need for gas or maintenance.

This is why my boyfriend and I don’t plan on dropping a fortune on a wedding. Go to a courthouse, get married with our kids as witnesses, and get it over with.

Auto Union’s canceled supercar, the Type 52.

Who are you kidding? America is obsessed with war, gay marriage, and zombies.

Meanwhile in Pennsylvania...

The Sun Gun. I fucking love this idea, but it was never developed.

Alternative title: “Russia Shows American War Machines How It’s Done”

Ithacus: sending 1,200 soldiers into the space to the destination..